Corona Condom

Corona Condom

SKU:
CRA.101
$3.95
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Description
SKD scientists are still feverishly (pun-intended) working on the COVID-19 vaccine, but meanwhile we've perfected the Corona-Coitus prophylactic.
 
We all know a friend or three who need this.
 
High Quality lubricated latex condom that is made to FDA standards. Essential for every COVID-19 survival kit.
 
Order Now before they're all gone!

Reviews

  • 5
    Peter Retainer Water Container

    Posted by Bret Territo on 25th Jun 2020

    What can you say about a condom? Obviously I’d love to say that it didn’t fit because it was waaayyy too small, but everyone reading this would know I was dung afflicted! Actually they were purchased as a practical joke-almost. “SURVIVAL KIT PARACHUTE PACK SRU-16/P” was/is very compact and had to fit into a long narrow pocket on the flight suit. Since you couldn’t fit a 2 quart canteen in it, our geniuses working for Uncle Samuel included a condom to use as a water bag. I’m putting a few together to give as gifts.

  • 3
    Too Small

    Posted by Mantis Toboggan on 29th May 2020

    Magnum Covid for magnum dongs.

  • 5
    Safety first, gents!

    Posted by Anonymouse on 15th May 2020

    I would not be going out in a limb to say that no matter your service branch this tactical timber tarp is just what you need to safely lay down lumber and not get nailed by the Rona! Also an effective defense against crotch critters and womb tumors, as long as you don't redeploy.

  • 5
    I mean, why not!

    Posted by Ryan on 4th May 2020

    Honestly, I laughed hard enough that I couldn't not buy one as my new EDC condom.

  • 5
    Great Product to Have!

    Posted by Hugh Grection on 13th Mar 2020

    I purchased this personnel protective equipment for use on my up coming deployment. No longer will I have worry about getting a condom from the basket of prophylactics at sick call that some inconsiderate blue falcon decided to poke a microscopic hole into.

  • 5
    Top notch!

    Posted by Unknown on 10th Mar 2020

    Perhaps the greatest purchase of my life!! I was certain that the recent flu strain was going to unalive me due my sex addiction in airport bathrooms...and between this and my 17 pallets of toilet paper this zombie apocalypse is no match!

  • 5
    Top notch!

    Posted by Unknown on 9th Mar 2020

    Perhaps the greatest purchase of my life!! I was certain that the recent flu strain was going to unalive me due my sex addiction in airport bathrooms...and between this and my 17 pallets of toilet paper this zombie apocalypse is no match!

  • 5
    Top notch!

    Posted by Unknown on 9th Mar 2020

    Perhaps the greatest purchase of my life!! I was certain that the recent flu strain was going to unalive me due my sex addiction in airport bathrooms...and between this and my 17 pallets of toilet paper this zombie apocalypse is no match!