*DEMO* SKD Bag of Dicks

SKU:
DMO.808
$699.95
(14 reviews)
Current Stock:

Heavily used, but all products have been cleaned thoroughly to SKD quality standards. Completely functional and 100% A-OK for use. We strongly recommend cleaning with warm water, bleach solution and either a turpentine or alcohol based solvent upon receipt of goods. Due to a surprisingly high demand for used adult toys from our Japanese customers, the price on this Demo BoD is set at a premium of $699.95.

A note to our international Japanese customers: please use responsibly for all your happy fun magic boom-boom time.あなたのセックスビジネスをありがとう

**This product may be technically considered dangerous biohazardous material within certain US counties, Please check with your local CDC before purchase.**

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Reviews

  • 5
    Bag of dicks fun bag!

    Posted by M. Romney on 24th Nov 2020

    I recently received my bag of dicks. At first i was thinking about how to support SKD. I decided that this product does not need to be kept under a loose floor board or gun safe so i decided to replace my little tree hanging from my rear view mirror with this bag. Now my car smells like my neighbors basement! I was going to give 4 stars at first because everything was alittle too "like new" for my taste but going through the bag of dicks i found some area that SKD didnt not clean. I was so happy! I immediately smelled and groomed all the products have that brown and red residue left on it. I couldnt be happier! The bag of dicks has done so much for me in ways i never thought a bag of dicks would. My constipation is gone. My farts never hurt or slap my sack when i sit on a barstool. My parents never visit me. I have so much person time because my friends dont bother me anymore. Lips are always red so i get to save money on lipstick. The list goes on. SKD thank you so much.

  • 5
    Great gift

    Posted by Omoh Naspien on 8th Oct 2020

    I bought this Bag of Dicks for my gay brother and he was happier than a pig in shit.

  • 4
    Big Fan, Big Fun but...

    Posted by SKD Fanboy now a Fanman on 18th Mar 2020

    One of my dicks was clearly new and showed no signs of use and looked almost as if buffed for a lubrication free application. I prefer a rib or two, you know for the pleasure and at this price it should all but be a guarantee. Either way, can't really complain as there were plenty other options that were clearly heavily rode and put away wet. Thanks again SKD for the many STD and good times

  • 5
    Great visual aid for anti-sexual harassment brief!

    Posted by Jack Mehoff on 29th Jan 2020

    I was "volun-told" by my leadership to provide the required annual anti-sexual harassment training briefing to my organization. I wanted my briefing to be inspirational, motivating and not boring like the ones I had the unfortunate experience of sitting through. I purchased the SKD Bag of Dicks with the intent to hand out the contents of the bag as prizes during the "check on learning"/quiz the audience portions of my briefing. I achieved great results with SKD Bag of Dicks as the audience was fully involved and participated with maximum effort in my briefing. My leadership was so impressed with my ingenuity and creativity with the usage of the SKD Bag of Dicks in my briefing that they have assigned me as the official anti-sexual harassment representative for the organization. Thanks SKD for offering such a wonderful and versatile product!

  • 5
    Perfect for the persons who have everything!

    Posted by Richard Casper on 11th Jan 2020

    Have a hard to shop for friend, wife, mother/father or boss. The SDK Bag of Dicks is perfect for the person who feels like they have everything, and you want to get them that little extra. You won't believe the result. After the holidays, which cleared out quickly after presents and before dinner, we found great results. You should have seen the looks on the fathers-in-law face, just so surprised and happy. His wife was just as interested it as he was. Even the dog was sniffing around a bit of action. The there is enough to go around. I split the other half of the contents with my boss. Now I have a company car and received a promotion. My boss comes in with a smile on her face every day. Even when she explained about her new separation. Its simply a miracle worker. Keep them stored in the closed up high, in a sealed container to keep them fresh, and get ready for the best holiday season ever. P.s. They can also be passed out through the year. Also, a great work party favor!

  • 5
    WOW!

    Posted by Bag-O-Shit on 3rd Dec 2019

    Price is a little steep, but this was much better than the shitbag I recently bought! With the holidays coming up, I might even share my dicks with the family! Thanks SKD!

  • 5
    To good to pass up!

    Posted by Mac on 19th Apr 2019

    When I first heard that there was a company out there basically throwing out Bags of Dicks, I was like, “There’s no way!” But sure as $#!t I get on line and tracked this Yeti of a deal down, and literally was like, “No $#!t! Long tall Sally's built pretty sweet She got everything that uncle John needs Oh baby, yeah now baby...gonna have me some fun....gonna have me some fun.” So I ordered a pack for me and my buddies to take on our up coming deployment somewhere down South and jungly! I am confident I have enough fun in a bag for my teammates Dutch, Billy, Hawkins, Poncho, and my best bud Blain! The crazy thing is I still have a $#!t ton more in the bag to go around and then some if you are using both ends of the candle! For anyone and everyone out there looking for a Jean Claude Van Damme high kicking deal for combat or personal use! Recommended for all Tier-1 operators and for those that simply want to be contracting at comic-con! Don’t miss out on a deal of a lifetime!!!

  • 5
    Great gift idea!

    Posted by William Jefferson Clinton on 31st Jul 2018

    A great deal! There were so many in the bag I was able to send one each to Ellen Degenerate and Rachel Maddow, and had enough left for our local Antifa squad.

  • 5
    SKD SAVED MY MARRIAGE!!!!!!

    Posted by Some Guy on 9th Sep 2016

    I purchased this delightful bag of dicks for my wife over a year ago as a cheaper alternative to marriage counseling. The waterproof per-lubrication has a slightly different smell and flavor depending on the color of dick you choose! Being dishwasher safe, they have also helped enhance the flavoring of our food! Because of the overwhelming quantity of dicks we received, we were able to re-gifted some dicks to my now pregnant daughters! Thank you SKD for helping piece my marriage back together, and making me a grandfather! P.S. The big black behemoth dick doubles as a great friction free snow sled in the winter! The dark red trail it leaves makes it easy to find!