MSM Blue Falcon Patch

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MSM Blue Falcon Patch

The Blue Falcons, the most high speed secret arial assault top tier mo-fos around! Well, that and known as something else as well... on that note, you probably shouldn't own this patch unless you are familiar :)

2.15" x 2.75" hook velcro sewn on the back.


  • 5
    The majestic Blue Falcon

    Posted by Doug on 10th Jan 2017

    When you witness the majestic Blue Falcon in the wild, usually around the company CP, you must entice then away with the mating call of the Blue Falcon. A common mating call can be achieved by yelling "fuckallyall". The BF will be attracted to your lack of fucks. Lure him in with the promise of screwing someone over with weekend duty. Then when he leaves slap this Blue Falcon making device on him so others can avoid this nasty creature. Semper Fi.

  • 4

    Posted by Josh on 20th Apr 2016

    Got this as a gag gift for a buddy of mine. But all the same the quality of this patch is awesome.

  • 5
    gag for a blue falcon

    Posted by Darrell Bullock on 8th Oct 2015

    It is what it is.

  • 5
    MSM Blue Falcon Patch: My Story

    Posted by Andrew John Arrabaca on 8th Oct 2015

    In my line units during my paltry U.S. Army service in the early '00s, some called me a "blue falcon," others interpreted it as good personal initiative and work ethic. Beats me! (P.S. During my paltry U.S. Army service in the early '00s, I was never issued ACUs, so I'm finally getting to understand the fun of Velcro uniforms here in the year 2015 CE!)

  • 5
    Ku-KAW Mother F#%KER!!!

    Posted by Michael Putrich on 28th Sep 2014

    Ever have someone stab ya in the back while simultaneously squeezing your Man Bolt? I know ya have. And you probably wanted to give them a scarlet letter to show everyone else that this you know what doesn't "play well with others". The Blue Falcon patch makes this Possible!. With its vibrant colors and simple design it cleary draws attention to the Ku-KAW! ya slap it on too. Only bad thing is that where there is one back stabbing man bolt grabbing blue falcon... there are 2 or more of them typically traveling in flock. SKD... May I suggest the 5, 10, an 1,000 flock package deal offer of blue falcon patches.

  • 5
    Oh yes!

    Posted by JONATHAN C. on 26th Mar 2014

    Going to wear this patch during the buddy malfunction drills on the pistol and carbine courses.

  • 5
    Funny shit

    Posted by Ironhand on 10th Jan 2013

    Have used it several times at work to admonish the FNGs. Classic. Wish they made a "shit bird" patch too.

  • 5
    yep, its a patch...

    Posted by cpl. schmuckatelli on 27th Sep 2012

    Snco's do not appreciate platoon commander door modifications. However, i certainly find it humorous.