MSM Blue Falcon Patch

When you witness the majestic Blue Falcon in the wild, usually around the company CP, you must entice then away with the mating call of the Blue Falcon. A common mating call can be achieved by yelling "fuckallyall". The BF will be attracted to your lack of fucks. Lure him in with the promise of screwing someone over with weekend duty. Then when he leaves slap this Blue Falcon making device on him so others can avoid this nasty creature. Semper Fi.

Got this as a gag gift for a buddy of mine. But all the same the quality of this patch is awesome.

It is what it is.

In my line units during my paltry U.S. Army service in the early '00s, some called me a "blue falcon," others interpreted it as good personal initiative and work ethic. Beats me! (P.S. During my paltry U.S. Army service in the early '00s, I was never issued ACUs, so I'm finally getting to understand the fun of Velcro uniforms here in the year 2015 CE!)

Ever have someone stab ya in the back while simultaneously squeezing your Man Bolt? I know ya have. And you probably wanted to give them a scarlet letter to show everyone else that this you know what doesn't "play well with others". The Blue Falcon patch makes this Possible!. With its vibrant colors and simple design it cleary draws attention to the Ku-KAW! ya slap it on too. Only bad thing is that where there is one back stabbing man bolt grabbing blue falcon... there are 2 or more of them typically traveling in flock. SKD... May I suggest the 5, 10, an 1,000 flock package deal offer of blue falcon patches.

Going to wear this patch during the buddy malfunction drills on the pistol and carbine courses.

Have used it several times at work to admonish the FNGs. Classic. Wish they made a "shit bird" patch too.

Snco's do not appreciate platoon commander door modifications. However, i certainly find it humorous.