SKD Zombie Condom

SKU:
SKD.801
$1.95
(14 reviews)
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SKD Zombie Condom

If you're the type that can't handle the truth, you're also the type that will turn in the first 24 hours of ZPOC so don't bother reading further. Sometimes the truth can often be uncomfortable. It's kind of like sex with robots. We don't like to talk about it, but we all know its coming (pun intended). And the truth is that when Zombies outnumber the living 1,000,000:1, there are going to be some hot Zombies wandering around, already moaning, and there will be some Zombie-*&%#ing going on.

We at SKD want to make sure we do our part to help keep survivors safe. At the end of the day, it's all about saving lives. So if you're prepping for ZPOC, this item is a must-have essential for your survival kit. Get it while society and the interwebs are still in place, because once ZPOC hits, it'll be too late.

Each foil wrapper contains ONE (1) FDA approved latex condom in Zombie Green.
Printed Instructions: For Post-ZPoc use. Scientifically engineered for Undead Coitus without infection. Do not use for Undead Oral as getting bitten by or biting the Undead will turn you.

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Reviews

  • 5
    Zombie Condoms

    Posted by NoZB's on 24th Feb 2017

    They do not rust, bust, or collect dust! A good value. Propagate no Zombies!

  • 5
    Cherry on top

    Posted by Lawson11B on 25th Oct 2016

    If you have PIG gear, you better have one of these on your person. Would you really trust a glowstick wrapper against room temperature zombie poon? Me neither.

  • 5
    SKD Zombie Condom

    Posted by The Blizzard on 6th Nov 2015

    Besides the smell of rotting flesh, and the threat of a deadly virus, it's nice to know that tapping some hot zombie is possible with this Zombie Condom. (Reminds me of my ex-wife) I mean, if you are careful, it's like a kid in a candy shop, all the sex you want with no responsibilities. And when you are done, and don't call her the next day, it doesn't matter, because they are already dead! I can't thank SKD enough for providing this product. Just don't think of doing oral, they have a habit of biting...and don't be too physical with them, their arms and legs may fall off.

  • 3
    Cool, but pretty much a novelty

    Posted by Jack G. on 8th Oct 2015

    It's funny, yes, but barring running out of "real" condoms in the apocalypse, I'm only going to trust Trojan or Durex when it comes to the health of MY Johnson. They look a little small anyway. ;-)

  • 5
    Funny stuff!

    Posted by DirtyHandsRob on 18th Jan 2015

    This was a last minute gag gift. I think its funny.

  • 5
    AWESOME ONE TIME USE.

    Posted by carl brucoughski on 1st Jan 2015

    I SURE WISH THEY HAD THESE WHEN I WAS MARRIED THE FIRST TIME. THAT BEING SAID THEY ARE A BIT SMALL FOR MY JOHN HOLMES SIZE MEMBER BUT HEY THE ZOMBIES FEEL NO PAIN, ROCK ON.

  • 5
    Shoulda bought more...

    Posted by Unknown on 1st Jan 2015

    Let the apocalypse begin!

  • 5
    Excellent

    Posted by JTAC1789 on 1st Jan 2015

    Gives the same bareback feel as the PIG FDT Alpha gloves.

  • 5
    Great gag gift

    Posted by Michael on 1st Jan 2015

    Great gag gift.