SKD Zombie Condom
If you're the type that can't handle the truth, you're also the type that will turn in the first 24 hours of ZPOC so don't bother reading further. Sometimes the truth can often be uncomfortable. It's kind of like sex with robots. We don't like to talk about it, but we all know its coming (pun intended). And the truth is that when Zombies outnumber the living 1,000,000:1, there are going to be some hot Zombies wandering around, already moaning, and there will be some Zombie-*&%#ing going on.
We at SKD want to make sure we do our part to help keep survivors safe. At the end of the day, it's all about saving lives. So if you're prepping for ZPOC, this item is a must-have essential for your survival kit. Get it while society and the interwebs are still in place, because once ZPOC hits, it'll be too late.
Each foil wrapper contains ONE (1) FDA approved latex condom in Zombie Green.
Printed Instructions: For Post-ZPoc use. Scientifically engineered for Undead Coitus without infection. Do not use for Undead Oral as getting bitten by or biting the Undead will turn you.
There I was out in the wastelands of California when all of a sudden I had "the urge" what did I do? You guessed it I whipped out my zom. Con. And my ....well you get the point....(pun intended) I found me the hottest little shufflin zombie hottie I ever did see and well I haven't turn I still go me a stack of these bad boys for my bad boy an I plan on having a good ol' time whenever I find me miss zombie playmate of the day!
These are great hand outs and gifts. Lots of laughs over these.
These water balloons are very hard to tie up.
This is almost the best rubber ever...not only is it thoroughly lubricated but it also defends my member from the venerial disease of my undead neighbors... My only complaint is the smell after using.. Idk if theres a manufacturing problem or not but after these things heat up nice n good the acrid smell of a Tokyo fish market emanates throughout the room.. Overall good job guys ;) 4 stars
Haven't used it yet. Still waiting on the right zombie